WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of the Paladin! WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of them challengin’! Gelatinous goo, you alright there, buddy? Remember folks: always put on the parking brake on your floating tower when its party-time.
“Forsooth! Persist, and ye shall receive these hands, that you shall think the devil is come from hell. Wouldist thou harbor wyrd flex? Nay. Avoid mine figure with thy weakness. Heaven truly knows that this visage art yoked as hell.”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hit the music! ♫ ♩ East bound and down, loaded up and floatin’, ♪ ♫ We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. ♩ ♪ We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh, those Adventure Boys are at it again. It’s like ET only with a hangover the next day. Its a wonderful night for a moon-jump. Bringing in a deep call back to our Interlude History of Battlesburg with a statue[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know it was a good party when it looks like a bomb went off. The Red Imp found the sombrero! I thought I lost that. Flame Sorceress’ hair is singeing the couch. Not sure who’s donkey that is or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Awh, man. All those collectibles and commemorative plates. Gotta look on the bright side: -1 house, +3 new roommates! Who really wants a bathroom all to themselves when you can share it with 3 other people? Right? Right?! And that’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We got some background on our magical friends today. We’re going to break down how mages work in the world of Battlements. In true Battlements fashion, its not as straight forward as it seems. Today we’re covering Wizards! Everyone’s favorite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Part 2 of our Magical Thinking Tome. Today we’re covering how Sorcerers, Warlocks, Druids, and Witches operate in Battlements. The next arc is going to be tackling some of these special mages types so we wanted to lay some groundwork[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The best part of waking up, is bacon in your yard! (I’m sure it goes something like that). Its a great day in the morning and we’re already off to some trouble. The dangers of owning a floating tower are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The practicality of floating towers is questionable. I guess this is part of the reason it took so long to sell. Bilbo-Bob seems to be well-equipped for dealing with the situation. I’m crossing my fingers that thing doesn’t fly over[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
