Also, ‘Wicked Explosion Wizard’ is a great band name. It also makes me start to read Hector with a thick New England accent, which I’m 100% on board with.
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Necromancy as a gardener’s last resort to save my begonias sounds extreme at first, but it really brings the yard to life (Wokka wokka). Shane steps up! Also, magical jazz hands!
Blessings of Corejax, God of Muscles, be upon you. Crunch into this blessed biscuit of biceps for instant muscles. Got muscles already? Righteous is he who doesn’t skip leg day, for he follows the routine of the God of Muscles.
Clandestine meetings with cultists? I’m sure everything is on the up-and-up. Just want to discuss the building of that kitten orphanage or something wholesome like that.
