Say what?! Ludwig. Come on, my dude. I’m with Friendly-Fireball on this one: you’re being a real stick in the bog. Friendly-Fireball had a joke ready and everything…
Show of hands: we need a volunteer from the audience to catch this fireball. Anyone? Not all at once now. Ludwig lays it out. Zelenor pleads her case. I’m not at all troubled by why Shane has specific tea pot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s plenty of mages in Battlesburg, right? This can’t be too hard. Just gotta find the right sort of mage for the job…
Its the principle of the matter! You can’t just ‘accuse’ a thief of stealing before he even has a chance to try. That’s, like, Thief-Law. I’ll see you Thief-Court!
Sometimes you have to hard-mode a good bluff. Commit to the bit, and don’t wear your favorite clothes if Gene is healing. It’s like the extreme fantasy version of Icy-Hot, except more along the lines of Burning Lay of Hands.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aggressive haggling techniques are a summer course in the Thieves Guild. This is definitely from the advanced course. Looks like Zelenor has found her “wizard”.
Rail might have gotten himself in over his head. As a thief, he should have better awareness of who is following him.
Yeah, that’s the ticket. Yeah! The wizard. Of course. Observe as I make your coins disappear! WoooOOOooo
The deep of the woods is a great place to practice magic. Just be careful: only one can prevent forest fires. Especially if you can cast fireball.
