Oh gods, it’s like trudging through snow. Only smellier and not as wondrous. I still wouldn’t put it past Michael Buble to write a Christmas album about this situation. You have admire Bilbo-Bob’s candor. Can’t beat a halfing with a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Modern problems require modern solutions! It really makes you think about how much that hat was worth. I’m sure Rail won’t mind so long as he gets to steer every once in a while. Posting a little early today, because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Hey, Ludwig! Better check the lunar cycle outside!” And that’s 52 pages in the archive! 1 full year of content dropping a page once a week. On top of that, we are back from Heroescon! It was an incredible experience[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Mage Quarter isn’t going to know what hit them. Until they look outside, and find out its pigs. If that mage BAMFs over here one more time, I’m going to rent him out as a smoke machine. At least[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Meanwhile, in the small town of Doomswick… ill portents and tidings abound. Happy Fourth, everyone! We’re excited about getting Zelenor introduced to the story. Get ready to explore the more magical side of Battlesburg.
“Weirdfest” is going to be the next Firefly Festival. Only there will be an actual tear in reality. Better buy tickets now, or you’re going to miss the end of the world. You’re going to look so silly being the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“My Snackrifice” was my favorite Creed song. Ah, Cultists. Once you get them, they’re so hard to get rid of. A potential tear in reality is like catnip to them. Zelenor is going to have her work cut out for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Special guest appearance by one of our Patreon contributors, inspecting the totally safe to eat orc burgers. Order Cleric of Food and Safety is a niche order, but necessary for the health of the city. I didn’t know Bilbo-Bob had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Who out there is ready for some Eeeeeeedge Maaaaaaagic?! Ludwig is holding a regular session of the Mage Council of Battlesburg. Mages come in with proposals, magical ideas, or very odd questions to get approved for use in Battlesburg. Presenting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here come the mages! No two questions the same, Ludwig has a lot on his plate. Being the head of Battlesburg Mages Council is not an easy gig. Let’s see who’s come a-knocking…
