The best part of waking up, is bacon in your yard! (I’m sure it goes something like that). Its a great day in the morning and we’re already off to some trouble. The dangers of owning a floating tower are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The practicality of floating towers is questionable. I guess this is part of the reason it took so long to sell. Bilbo-Bob seems to be well-equipped for dealing with the situation. I’m crossing my fingers that thing doesn’t fly over[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh gods, it’s like trudging through snow. Only smellier and not as wondrous. I still wouldn’t put it past Michael Buble to write a Christmas album about this situation. You have admire Bilbo-Bob’s candor. Can’t beat a halfing with a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Modern problems require modern solutions! It really makes you think about how much that hat was worth. I’m sure Rail won’t mind so long as he gets to steer every once in a while. Posting a little early today, because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Hey, Ludwig! Better check the lunar cycle outside!” And that’s 52 pages in the archive! 1 full year of content dropping a page once a week. On top of that, we are back from Heroescon! It was an incredible experience[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Mage Quarter isn’t going to know what hit them. Until they look outside, and find out its pigs. If that mage BAMFs over here one more time, I’m going to rent him out as a smoke machine. At least[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rail might have gotten himself in over his head. As a thief, he should have better awareness of who is following him.
Yeah, that’s the ticket. Yeah! The wizard. Of course. Observe as I make your coins disappear! WoooOOOooo
Happy Thanksgiving from us at Battlements. May your table be heavy with food, surrounded with friends and family, and supported by your vanquished enemies.
Hector is giving his take on the Sorcerer-Wizard conditioning ritual. I think he’s a lot closer than Shane is giving him credit for.
