Meanwhile, in the small town of Doomswick… ill portents and tidings abound. Happy Fourth, everyone! We’re excited about getting Zelenor introduced to the story. Get ready to explore the more magical side of Battlesburg.
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“Weirdfest” is going to be the next Firefly Festival. Only there will be an actual tear in reality. Better buy tickets now, or you’re going to miss the end of the world. You’re going to look so silly being the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“My Snackrifice” was my favorite Creed song. Ah, Cultists. Once you get them, they’re so hard to get rid of. A potential tear in reality is like catnip to them. Zelenor is going to have her work cut out for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hex in the City
Special guest appearance by one of our Patreon contributors, inspecting the totally safe to eat orc burgers. Order Cleric of Food and Safety is a niche order, but necessary for the health of the city. I didn’t know Bilbo-Bob had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’re Off to See the Wizard
Say what?! Ludwig. Come on, my dude. I’m with Friendly-Fireball on this one: you’re being a real stick in the bog. Friendly-Fireball had a joke ready and everything…
The Wonderful Wizard of Battlesburg
Show of hands: we need a volunteer from the audience to catch this fireball. Anyone? Not all at once now. Ludwig lays it out. Zelenor pleads her case. I’m not at all troubled by why Shane has specific tea pot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Choosing a Wizard is called Whizzing
There’s plenty of mages in Battlesburg, right? This can’t be too hard. Just gotta find the right sort of mage for the job…
Proper Party Pals
Aggressive haggling techniques are a summer course in the Thieves Guild. This is definitely from the advanced course. Looks like Zelenor has found her “wizard”.
Rail Gets Wizzed
Rail might have gotten himself in over his head. As a thief, he should have better awareness of who is following him.
I’m a Magic and So Can You
Yeah, that’s the ticket. Yeah! The wizard. Of course. Observe as I make your coins disappear! WoooOOOooo