The real mystery here is where did he find the lamp shade? Gotta watch out for that Troll Hooch. It’ll sneak up on you, and BAM: you’re under a bridge charging goats to cross it. Pretty sure the 5th age[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Paladins Against Drunk Drivers
WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of the Paladin! WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of them challengin’! Gelatinous goo, you alright there, buddy? Remember folks: always put on the parking brake on your floating tower when its party-time.
Doth Thou Even Hoist
on April 4, 2019
at 10:30 am
“Forsooth! Persist, and ye shall receive these hands, that you shall think the devil is come from hell. Wouldist thou harbor wyrd flex? Nay. Avoid mine figure with thy weakness. Heaven truly knows that this visage art yoked as hell.”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Goat Theft Auto
Hit the music! ♫ ♩ East bound and down, loaded up and floatin’, ♪ ♫ We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. ♩ ♪ We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hangover
on April 25, 2019
at 10:15 am
You know it was a good party when it looks like a bomb went off. The Red Imp found the sombrero! I thought I lost that. Flame Sorceress’ hair is singeing the couch. Not sure who’s donkey that is or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Awh, man. All those collectibles and commemorative plates. Gotta look on the bright side: -1 house, +3 new roommates! Who really wants a bathroom all to themselves when you can share it with 3 other people? Right? Right?! And that’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The best part of waking up, is bacon in your yard! (I’m sure it goes something like that). Its a great day in the morning and we’re already off to some trouble. The dangers of owning a floating tower are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The practicality of floating towers is questionable. I guess this is part of the reason it took so long to sell. Bilbo-Bob seems to be well-equipped for dealing with the situation. I’m crossing my fingers that thing doesn’t fly over[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Staving Off the Aporkalypse
on June 6, 2019
at 10:15 am
Oh gods, it’s like trudging through snow. Only smellier and not as wondrous. I still wouldn’t put it past Michael Buble to write a Christmas album about this situation. You have admire Bilbo-Bob’s candor. Can’t beat a halfing with a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s in Your Wallet?
on June 13, 2019
at 9:25 am
Modern problems require modern solutions! It really makes you think about how much that hat was worth. I’m sure Rail won’t mind so long as he gets to steer every once in a while. Posting a little early today, because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
