A constant staple of the warrior is the ability to deliver a solid one-liner. People wonder why fighters usually have some version of “taunt” to focus attacks. Its because they are shouting terrible puns at the enemy. If you’re trying[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Feel the healing waves crash over your busted face…” BUZZAP. We have 300% more onomatopoeia than any other page so far. Hector might be in rough shape now. Skelebro is there totally as a friend you can trust to not try[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No one ever said that fantasy healing wasn’t messy or painful. Beams of healing light should come with a warning label. Its time for Shane to show off that good old fashion wizardry. Its been a few days since the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s what happens when you rush the creative process: someone names a hideous hell beast after you. In spite of all the smashing abound, the gang seems to be holding their own. For now…. Banishment is always tricky business. Under[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Holy containers, batman! Gene-cow gets his revenge on Swift Richard, but now what? Hopefully Shane knows what he’s talking about. Otherwise, its going to be udder destruction (I had to, I’m not apologizing) for the crew. I can only imagine[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“And leave behind ONLY THE FRESH SCENT OF PINE!” That’s one way of dealing with demonic entities that were totally not your fault to begin with. We are coming up on the 6 month mark for the series. It’s been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not exactly a dignified end for Richard. Shane’s Spirit-Fingers claim the demonic-cow monster, and thus ends the Apocalypse-Cow’s reign of terror. I sincerely hope the smoke does not smell like what I think it does (beef, with a hint of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I still say Gene has some level of ownership over the Apocalypse-Cow. I’ll see you in High-Fantasy Court!! And that’s Chapter 1! One thing we noticed a while back is the arc is exactly 26 pages. So this also celebrates[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We only slam doors open in this house, young man! Moving is such a pain, but it helps to have a beefy warrior hoist the couch for you. You always find the weirdest stuff you forgot you had when you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A very woke lich. Hector should be more concerned that Real-a-tor just had that ready to go. Battlesburg Real Estate is tricky. You don’t want a place so close to a school that it raises your payment, but you don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
