Awh, man. All those collectibles and commemorative plates. Gotta look on the bright side: -1 house, +3 new roommates! Who really wants a bathroom all to themselves when you can share it with 3 other people? Right? Right?! And that’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Meat the Neighbors
The Mage Quarter isn’t going to know what hit them. Until they look outside, and find out its pigs. If that mage BAMFs over here one more time, I’m going to rent him out as a smoke machine. At least[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Choosing a Wizard is called Whizzing
There’s plenty of mages in Battlesburg, right? This can’t be too hard. Just gotta find the right sort of mage for the job…
Righteous Indignation
Its the principle of the matter! You can’t just ‘accuse’ a thief of stealing before he even has a chance to try. That’s, like, Thief-Law. I’ll see you Thief-Court!
Proper Party Pals
Aggressive haggling techniques are a summer course in the Thieves Guild. This is definitely from the advanced course. Looks like Zelenor has found her “wizard”.
Rail Gets Wizzed
Rail might have gotten himself in over his head. As a thief, he should have better awareness of who is following him.
I’m a Magic and So Can You
Yeah, that’s the ticket. Yeah! The wizard. Of course. Observe as I make your coins disappear! WoooOOOooo