The best part of waking up, is bacon in your yard! (I’m sure it goes something like that). Its a great day in the morning and we’re already off to some trouble. The dangers of owning a floating tower are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The practicality of floating towers is questionable. I guess this is part of the reason it took so long to sell. Bilbo-Bob seems to be well-equipped for dealing with the situation. I’m crossing my fingers that thing doesn’t fly over[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh gods, it’s like trudging through snow. Only smellier and not as wondrous. I still wouldn’t put it past Michael Buble to write a Christmas album about this situation. You have admire Bilbo-Bob’s candor. Can’t beat a halfing with a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Modern problems require modern solutions! It really makes you think about how much that hat was worth. I’m sure Rail won’t mind so long as he gets to steer every once in a while. Posting a little early today, because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Hey, Ludwig! Better check the lunar cycle outside!” And that’s 52 pages in the archive! 1 full year of content dropping a page once a week. On top of that, we are back from Heroescon! It was an incredible experience[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Mage Quarter isn’t going to know what hit them. Until they look outside, and find out its pigs. If that mage BAMFs over here one more time, I’m going to rent him out as a smoke machine. At least[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Meanwhile, in the small town of Doomswick… ill portents and tidings abound. Happy Fourth, everyone! We’re excited about getting Zelenor introduced to the story. Get ready to explore the more magical side of Battlesburg.
“Weirdfest” is going to be the next Firefly Festival. Only there will be an actual tear in reality. Better buy tickets now, or you’re going to miss the end of the world. You’re going to look so silly being the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“My Snackrifice” was my favorite Creed song. Ah, Cultists. Once you get them, they’re so hard to get rid of. A potential tear in reality is like catnip to them. Zelenor is going to have her work cut out for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Special guest appearance by one of our Patreon contributors, inspecting the totally safe to eat orc burgers. Order Cleric of Food and Safety is a niche order, but necessary for the health of the city. I didn’t know Bilbo-Bob had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
