By the gods, its COLOR! We’re starting our second chapter with a bang. And an eviction. As Jake put it, this is our most impressive background so far with a ton of detail. Like we said in the Battlesburg History,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We only slam doors open in this house, young man! Moving is such a pain, but it helps to have a beefy warrior hoist the couch for you. You always find the weirdest stuff you forgot you had when you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A very woke lich. Hector should be more concerned that Real-a-tor just had that ready to go. Battlesburg Real Estate is tricky. You don’t want a place so close to a school that it raises your payment, but you don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Spoiler alert: they got there by riding GIANT FLYING EAGLES. New year has begun! Start off with an earth-shattering kaboom! I’m sure Real-a-tor has some locations in his portfolio. Never lead with the property you can sell. Show them something[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
♫ JEREMIAH WAS A BLUE TROLL. HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. ♪ I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD HE SAID ♪ BUT I HELPED HIM DRINK HIS ‘SHINE ♪ HE ALWAYS HAD SOME MIGHTY FINE ‘SHINE Not gonna[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“I’M NOT SHOUTING! YOU’RE SHOUTING!” There has to be a good middle ground location around Battlesburg to set up again. The market is fickle. Maybe the guys need to start thinking more simple…
I think we’re almost there. We’re under-budget, better neighborhood, familiar neighbors. Shane just needs to stop being so picky with the location. Realator better get a nice commission out of this when it’s all over. Also, Waistimus: huge popcorn fan.
Will the true master of real estate cackle madly in the face of his enemies? Realator will claim his prize! Be sure to check out the lining of that sweet, sweet convertible. Jake and Vic are working on some fun[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Party time! Who wants a shot of Papy Troll’s Hooch? You might notice one of the ghosts is a little familiar (go read Chapter 1). We’re going to have to get things kicked off with some party games. Pin the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
